This is supposed to be funny….

Internet Protocol Over Optical Paths (IPOOP) Network Overview

…….As we begin to migrate additional services into our competitors’ networks, our architecture makes full use of Diverse Uni-directional Multiplexed Path – thereby allowing our wavelengths to take a DUMP in their facilities while at the same time being able to pass our GAAS (Generally Accepted Architectural Standards). Come to think of it, our wavelengths would also be able to take a Critical Redundant Alternative Path (CRAP) in their facilities as well. But that’ll likely be reserved only when we’re having performance issues with our Bi-directional Optical Wavelength Entry Links (BOWELs)………..